Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP
I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.
New office manager is old school and outlawed wacky socks and bow ties at the office. PGP
I never learned how to properly submit my W-4 so now instead of a tax refund I owe $2,000
That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.
Not telling people I still have a perfect bracket in fear of being “that guy.”
Already bit into a donut filled with mayonnaise and had a prank call this morning. PGP.
Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.
Caught a hip cramp from hell during sex and now I can’t walk. PGP.
I haven’t had sex with my girlfriend since we moved in together. PGP.
My company doesn’t use Outlook. PGP.
Shift button on my car sticks after I park at work, triggering fear I can’t get home. Have to google how to bypass and then walk to car to test it out. PGP.