If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.

Hearing friends’ salaries and knowing I picked the wrong major. PGP.

The only place I get air conditioning during the day is on public transportation. PGP.

I spend every morning praying for Chipotle to roll out a breakfast menu. PGP.

It’s becoming a thing to wear pink on Wednesday at the office. PGP.

My favorite podcasters are on vacation and now I don’t know how to work. PGP.

A person’s college debt playing a significant factor in whether or not you continue seeing them. PGP.

I have been assigned my company’s “Fire Warden.” Had to sit in a two hour meeting for the building’s fire drill on Friday complete with orange vest distribution. PGP.

Just deleted a game to make room for a grocery store app on my phone. PGP.

The last time the World Cup was on I was drunk in college. Now, I’m hungover in a cubicle. PGP.

Quit my job on my birthday. Best gift I have ever received. PGP.

The most rebellious thing I have done lately was change my company computer’s wallpaper. PGP.