Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Not having enough energy to go out on a Tinder date after work on Friday. PGP.

Picking up wine on your lunch break because you know you won’t be off before the liquor store closes. PGP.

Only time I laughed today was in pity to a PGP post. Then realized, that was the only time I laughed today. PGP.

Mumbling “fuck you” under your breath to everyone that emails you asking for “an update”. PGP.

Saved my other half of leftovers for later so I could have two lunches to look forward to today. PGP.

Making a list of all the different lists you need to make. PGP.

Suns out, no guns to pull out. PGP.

Reading articles about office productivity hacks with zero intention of implementing any of them. PGP.

I bought a 12-pack of Natural Light last night, just to feel young again. PGP.

My Bank of America account has three figures. PGP.

The guy in the cubicle next to mine spent an hour talking to someone about his cats today. PGP.