The guy in the stall next to me is practicing a presentation. He is referring to slide numbers and charts. PGP.

Feeling that you directly contributed to the 2.9% decrease in 2014’s first quarter GDP. PGP.

Sharing a cubicle with a file cabinet that isn’t yours and a support beam. PGP.

“Any plans for the 4th?” PGP.

Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.

Realizing you’re at the office twice as much as your boss and make half as much. PGP.

I hope I find a new job soon so I can put this resignation letter I wrote months ago to good use. PGP.

Getting “Let’s clock 40 yard dash times” drunk. PGP.

If one more person tells me “Happy Fiscal New Year,” boy, I am just going to lose it. PGP.

My flight for work takes off five minutes before the USA game starts. PGP.

5th wheeling at a company meeting. PGP.

The inverse relationship between handicap index in golf and payscale at work. PGP.