“They make chicken that doesn’t come in a can?” PGP.

Everyone in the office has been losing their shit over how awesome the newly installed Dyson Blade hand-dryers are. PGP.

Hitting the range on your lunch break. PGP.

Not calling ahead to your lunch place just to spend more time waiting for it. PGP.

My boss made a “You’ve been working very hard. Why don’t you take Friday off?” joke just now. I’ve been so out of it that I didn’t realize we already had it off. PGP.

Promotions that manage to make you feel worse about yourself. PGP.

At work on my birthday. PGP.

Going into empty conference rooms to rip farts. PGP.

The only hanging out I do anymore is via Google. PGP.

My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.

Fighting the urge to respond, “Yeah, no shit” when your superior ends a conversation with “This is serious.” PGP.

GChat adding the drawing tool being the highlight of my month. PGP.