I record golf when I’m out of the house on Sunday afternoons. I’ve officially become my father. PGP.

Five seconds of happiness before realizing your quarterly bonus is going entirely towards credit card debt. PGP.

“In 150 characters or fewer, tell us what makes you unique.” PGP.

Actually starting to appreciate the way Larry David dresses. PGP.

Looking for the cheapest thing on the registry. PGP.

“What do you mean it didn’t save?” PGP.

Can’t tell if my coffee smells like urine or my urine smells like coffee. PGP.

My headphones haven’t been connected to anything all day. I just want to make sure everyone leaves me alone. PGP.

Having to wait until after five to check PGP because my office’s security filter blocks it for “tasteless” content. PGP.

Having to ask the pharmacist if it’s okay to drink on your new medication. PGP.

I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

Stressed about having to get a haircut and go to the dry cleaners after work. PGP.