Arranging your groceries on the checkout belt so the healthier stuff hides the junk food. PGP.
Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.
Getting pinched for not wearing green. PGP.
Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP
Leaving at noon today. But then again, every day is a half day. PGP.
My golf score is higher than my performance review score. PGP
“Man, summer really flew by this year.” PGP.
Pulled a muscle playing corn hole yesterday at the company outing. PGP.
Seriously considering opening up a food truck. PGP.
My company doesn’t use Outlook. PGP.
I leave reviews on Facebook. PGP.
Younger coworkers refer to me as “Grandpa” because I drive my Grandma’s old Lincoln. PGP.