My boss just caught me submitting this. PGP.
Instinctively following your name with what company you are with on the phone, even during personal calls. PGP.
Got a flu shot because the company paid me $20 for it. PGP.
Driving for Lyft for four hours so I can afford my bar tab and a Lyft ride home. PGP.
I got overly enthusiastic when I got an email from my local Junior League. PGP.
Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.
Constantly finding yourself in lose-lose situations. PGP.
I go through no less than five fantasy scenarios about my office burning down during my lunch break. PGP.
Skipping happy hour to take your dog to the park. PGP.
I have managed my company’s NFL tickets for three years. I am yet to go to a game. PGP.
Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.
Got in trouble for setting my chat status to “Checked out.” PGP.