I’ve had my office for one month. I just got news that I’m moving back to a cubicle because they need the space for someone else. PGP.

I woke up and ran before work, because I wanted to. This is what selling out looks like. PGP.

Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

The most productive thing I did today was order American flag swim trunks for Labor Day. PGP.

Losing your golf tan. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

Anytime I need to see my boss, I ask him if I can “buzz the tower.” He loves it. PGPM.

Someone is selling two parakeets at the office, if you’re into that sort of thing. PGP.

LinkedIn recommended my girlfriend connect with my ex. PGP.

I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

Played In a charity kickball game all day. Now I’m too sore to go out. PGP.