The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

“Would you mind coming in tomorrow in casual clothes? I need you to move some stuff.” PGP.

Not knowing if the “Department Restructuring” meeting will involve you getting promoted or being fired. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

Accidentally sent my boss a Ric Flair gif. I haven’t heard anything back… PGP.

Not being able to stream the 100th episode because the bar wifi is terrible. PGP.

Gray temples at 26. PGP.

Expensify on your iPhone home screen dock. PGP.

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

Me and my boss have matched two days in a row. PGP.

“Oh you already took the Bar! How do you feel about it?” PGP.