The closest Chipotle is 50 miles away. PGP.

Opening a new ream of paper like it’s a gift on Christmas Morning. PGP.

I still chuckle every time I hear the term “fleshed out.” PGP.

Had a question about my 401(k). The guy I talked to laughed when he saw my balance. PGP.

I was involuntarily volunteered to go into work on Sunday. PGP.

Hiding in spare offices to do phone interviews with other companies. PGP.

Overdressing in order to actually be taken seriously. PGP.

Treating yourself by making a cheeseburger that wasn’t previously frozen. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Googling “functioning alcoholic” to see if I fit the description. PGP.

Sore from bowling. PGP.