Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Just accepted a much better, higher-paying job. It doesn’t start for 6 more weeks. PGP.

I just asked my coworkers if it was illegal to be drunk at work or just against company policies. They laughed because they thought I was kidding. PGP.

H-cubed = Happy Hour Hammered. PGP.

Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.

I think I would like everyone in this office better if we were all drunk. PGP.

Forgetting your master lock combo because it’s been so long since you went to the gym. PGP.

Living vicariously through the interns. PGP.

RSVPing for two with no idea who the other person will be. PGP.

Striking out on Tinder and moving to Plenty of Fish. PGP.

Today, my coworker said “That’s life, get used to it. Control is just an illusion.” PGP.

I might just spend all day today picking lint balls off my shirt. PGP.