Constantly fantasizing about power quitting. PGP.
Already thinking of excuses to get out of the company Christmas party. PGP.
Praying for a system failure. PGP.
Oh, so this is what being poor feels like. PGP.
No one believing that it’s the pleats. PGP.
An intern just showed me how to do my job. I wish I was lying. PGP.
Using the same programs your dad used at his first entry level accounting job. PGP.
That one coworker who always writes an awkward “haha” in their emails. PGP.
Google searching “Natural Adderall alternatives.” PGP.
I’m really looking forward to getting some good socks for Christmas. PGP.
Having to increase the font size on your computer screen so you can actually read it. PGP.
Tried a new route to the office today. Showed up 20 minutes late. PGP.