Eating healthy and exercising to lose weight and then not being able to afford new clothes. PGP.
Hoping your car magically fixes itself. PGP.
So many good ideas, so little followthrough. PGP.
Saying “Hey man!” to 10 different coworkers because you don’t know their first names. PGP.
“Last night, I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over my sink like a rat.” -Andy Bernard PGP.
Being the only one drinking at lunch. PGP.
Getting caught off guard by auto-draft bill pay. PGP.
“He’s actually out of the office today. I’m covering for him. Is there something that I can help you with?” PGP.
Making the hour drive to attend 5 separate interviews at their office before receiving a two sentence email letting you know that you didn’t get the job. PGP.
The guy that double-clicks every single time when only a single click is necessary. PGP.
When “work smart, not hard” is your daily justification for being completely worthless at the office. PGP.
The annual “well, I guess neither of us is going to do better” homecoming hookup. PGP.