Using your web cam like a rearview mirror. PGP.
Told a coworker that my boyfriend and I broke up. He confided in me that he and his wife just got divorced. Now he flirts with me every time I see him in the breakroom. PGP.
“Is that the only fucking song you know how to whistle!?” PGP.
The coworker who talks about work-related issues nonstop while on your lunch break every single day. PGP.
Hoping nobody notices you park in the designated visitor spots every day. PGP.
Had a craving for something sweet so I went with Red Bull instead of my usual coffee. Now I can hear my own heartbeat. PGP.
When the guy in the office next to your cube takes all of his conference calls on speakerphone with his door wide open. PGP.
Spending more time trying to think of an email subject than actually writing the email itself. PGP.
Late night Taco Bell just tastes like regret now. PGP.
Planned on taking a power nap before going out, woke up five hours later. PGP.
Nice weather? Don’t want to be at work. Shitty weather? Don’t want to be at work. PGP.
The fire alarm went off in my office building this morning. I was genuinely disappointed to find out it was just a drill. PGP.