Losing the company softball game because a managing partner decided he wanted to be the starting pitcher. PGP.
Getting excited about new reading material on the bulletin board in the break room. PGP.
Off the record Gchat is about as badass as I get these days. PGP.
Parents bought me a $100 decanter. I filled it with a $15 plastic handle of whiskey. PGP.
Having someone hold two consecutive doors open for you, and being unsure if you should thank them once or twice. PGP.
When living on the edge is enrolling in health insurance coverage without first consulting your parents. PGP.
Saying “we should do lunch soon” to someone you hope you’ll never see again. PGP.
Hoping nobody notices you already wore the same exact clothes earlier this week. PGP.
When “work smart, not hard” is your daily justification for being completely worthless at the office. PGP.
Every new employee starts his career off with a lie: “Looking forward to working with you.” PGP.
Mentally deciding what morning tasks you will be omitting each time you hit the snooze button. PGP.
Constantly highlighting text as you read it. PGP.