Bought a new bed in January. Still haven’t gotten laid in it. PGP.

“That morning I wasn’t worth a decent stroke of work.” -Nick Carraway. PGP.

Went on a shopping spree today…with a $15 iTunes card. PGP.

Texting more at work than you do when you’re not. PGP.

Realizing “Friends” is bullshit, because I don’t even know five single people much less hang out with them across the hall. PGP.

“Let’s finalize and put this on the books.” PGP

My 40 year old boss blacked out in SoHo on Friday night. I made chili and watched Community. PGP.

Just was told to come in Saturday so we could play “catch up.” PGP.

Didn’t drink yesterday. Lost two pounds. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

The office is my one escape from my A/C-less apartment. The office A/C broke today. PGP.

Office hosted a “Sunday Funday” yesterday. Got three “Where are you?” emails before 7 a.m. PGP.