Passive aggressively narrating my day through PGP submissions. PGP.

HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

Running out of breath after loading beer into the fridge. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

I started playing Temple Run again. PGP.

Keeping a fully-stocked hangover kit in your desk, but never being able to find a pen. PGP.

My job had unlimited paid sick days. Can somebody give me mono? PGP.

Taking a bright-eyed, eager new hire under my wing and ever-so-subtly transferring my daily workload to him. PGPM.

Reading “How to be Happier at Work” articles. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.