Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

That blissful couple of hours on payday when you have 4 digits in your checking account, before all the bills and rent come out. PGP.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding this weekend. PGP.

I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I fucking love my Honda Accord. PGP.

Weighing out the pros and cons of a semi-serious car accident on the way to work. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing its job. PGP.