Using your old college ID to get a discount on a haircut. PGP.

Just started a new job. PGP is blocked on our network. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

Trying to identify the popular table in the break room. PGP.

I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.

“Well, look who decided to show up.” I was 5 minutes late. PGP

I used to hate it when my mom packed me NutriGrain bars for lunch. I would almost kill for one right now. PGP.

Weighing out the pros and cons of a semi-serious car accident on the way to work. PGP.

There are seven Mikes in our office. PGP.

Didn’t book a hotel room in time for homecoming. PGP.

I just spent four minutes watching a Bel Biv DeVoe music video. PGP.

Accidentally emailing a résumé and cover letter from your work email. PGP.