Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.
From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.
Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.
Thinking about starting a blog. PGP
Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today
Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP
One hour closer to Monday morning. #PGP
It’s 8:30 a.m. on a Monday. Someone already burned popcorn.
I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.
Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.
I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP
Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP