Looking ridiculous with business formal but not being taken seriously with business casual. PGP.

Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Bonded with a coworker about how we’re both going to Frozen on Ice. He’s taking his 6 year old. I’m going with my mom. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

Glad to be on call, so I have an excuse to not go out. PGP.

Having to save up for any purchase over $100. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

I publicly apologized to my friends for just now watching “True Detective.” PGP.

I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

When my boss is out of the office, I use his private bathroom and flip his toilet paper the wrong way around. PGPM.

Finding the middle ground between being an asset and being a liability. PGP.