Thinking about switching to Geico. PGP.

“We should do happy hour soon.” PGP.

Hanging your $80,000 diploma in an 8×8 cubicle. PGP.

Needing to switch to a new bank but being too lazy to because all your bills already auto-debit out of your current account. PGP.

I forgot to CC you on that. PGP.

18 pack of natty, or a 6 pack of craft beer? PGP.

Rooting for the Spurs because their star players are still older than you. PGP.

Being the 3rd wheel. PGP.

Can’t look at my Instagram in public because I follow a bunch of swimsuit models. PGP.

“Can we just sleep tonight?” PGP.

“Excuse the mess.” PGP.

Just cleared over a thousand unread emails out of my Gmail inbox. Roughly 11 of them were important. PGP.

Doing things in moderation. PGP.

My mom still leaves me voicemails where she states the time and date. PGP.

It’s all fun and games until someone complains to HR. PGP.

“I’ll look at it on Monday.” PGP.

No pledges to clean up your apartment. PGP.

“Did you try clearing your cookies?” PGP.

5 Beer Hangover. PGP.

The fear of Friday morning keeping you from enjoying Thursday night. PGP.