Friday Night Lights is leaving Netflix on October 1. PGP.

I’ve reached the age where I actually enjoy going to Bed, Bath & Beyond. PGP.

“So how was your labor day weekend?” PGP.

Company is cutting back on the quality of the printer paper. PGP.

Our office was out of normal sized notepads so I had to cut up a legal one with scissors. PGP.

Message Recall Failure: Message cannot be recalled. PGP.

“Any big plans for the long holiday weekend?” PGP.

Went into the office to make a good impression on the new boss. Got pulled over on the way. PGP.

The realization that nobody actually reads the daily reports I’m required to write. PGP.

That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.

Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

My favorite supervisor retired today. PGP.