Finding new ways to cover up your fart sounds. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me is going through a techno phase. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.

I’ve started dreaming in Calibri. PGP.

Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

Donations to your “new bed fund” on your Christmas list. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.

Internet Explorer is our default browser and I can’t change it. PGP.

Already being asked if I’ve been naughty or nice this year. PGP.

The bare minimum I do is starting to exceed expectations. PGP.

I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.