My parents still have to co-sign on my apartment lease. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

May need to start doing a cost-benefit analysis for Christmas shopping. PGP.

Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

Just had my annual “Sorry we couldn’t promote you” phone call with corporate. PGP.

I listened to “Dust in the Wind” twice in a row on my way to work this morning. PGP.

Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

Please kill me if I ever become the person in the office who wears the blinking Christmas lights necklace. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.

Winning the company wine draw being the most productive thing you do all year. PGP.

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.