“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.

My desk is directly next to the bathroom and no, it’s not because I’m the shit. PGP.

My boss’s boss told me that I could leave early. My boss said I can’t leave early. PGP.

Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.

I spent more money on my parents than they spent on me for Christmas. PGP.

Christmas music is STILL playing at the office. PGP.

Not only working, but having to come in an hour early the day after Christmas. PGP.

“We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered you remembered us.” PGP.

A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.

It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.

I thought social work was a good idea. PGP.

Just got an email saying we’re on track for record profits for the fourth quarter in a row. It was followed up with an email explaining why we’re not getting a Christmas bonus. PGP.