Any plans for the weekend? PGP.

Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

“I’m going to need to speak with your supervisor.” PGP.

I go to bed earlier on the weekends than I do during the week. PGP.

Raiding your parents’ house for groceries when they leave town for the weekend. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.

The only decent looking woman in my office is also the HR rep. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Wade Boggs drinking more in one flight than I can drink in a weekend. PGP.

I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

Caught the new hire already job searching at his desk. I’ll let him make the same mistake I did. PGP.

Debating on actually getting insurance or taking one for America and paying the tax penalty. PGP.

Exempt status. PGP.

My condoms expired. PGP.

I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.