My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.

The anxiety waiting for my fantasy wire claim to go through. PGP.

My cubicle is next to the floor trash can and it smells. PGP.

Knowing the sound of your boss walking behind you and putting your phone down and look busy. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Deactivated my social media accounts to focus on work. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Forgetting your work computer password after a long weekend and getting locked out. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Boss called me while I was out of the office at a dentist appointment, and I actually considered picking up while my dentist had his hands in my mouth. PGP.