So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.

Resorting to the wikipedia game because everything else at work is blocked. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

Networking at a wedding for the imminent divorce. Everyone needs an attorney, right? PGP.

I put in my two weeks notice and took a two hour lunch. PGPM.

My life is a series of awkward moments sprinkled with incompetence and debauchery. PGP.

IT made me trade in my work iPhone for an Android. I don’t know how to use it. PGP.

Commandeering the fancy desk chair of a senior coworker immediately after they leave the company. PGPM.

Best part of my weekend was buying new face wash and laundry detergent. I even said, “this is great” at checkout. PGP.

Being in charge of a project budget that is 25 times greater than your personal budget. PGP.

Got to the office five minutes early. Left my laptop at home. PGP.

My middle aged cubemate is blasting Nickelback at 8 a.m. Good morning to me. PGP.