Any plans for the weekend? PGP.

Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

“I’m going to need to speak with your supervisor.” PGP.

I go to bed earlier on the weekends than I do during the week. PGP.

Raiding your parents’ house for groceries when they leave town for the weekend. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.

The only decent looking woman in my office is also the HR rep. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.