I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

Broke the bank for Hulu Plus. PGP.

NSFW only applies when you don’t have your own office. PGPM.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

Thinking about starting a blog. PGP

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama