Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.

Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

Described as having a “pep in your step,” but only on Fridays. PGP.

No one is going out this weekend because of the snow. PGP.

The whole office spent the first hour and a half of work today debating that damn dress.

My boss sees white and gold, I see blue and black. This explains so much.

Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.