Sunday morning shakes at church.

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP

I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

The old guy gives me the McGavin “shooter” every time I walk past him in the hall. PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

“Hows your bracket looking?” PGP.

Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.