Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.

Allocating your tax return into weekly dividends of slightly better liquor throughout the next year.

Socks are required. PGP

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

My boss has one of those clocks that plays bird noises on the hour. PGP.

Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies

My condoms expired.

“I should probably stretch first”. PGP.

Pretending to be religious to get out of work on Friday PGP.