Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

My boss blatantly ignored my request to take a sick day. PGP.

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP

Being legitimately concerned with what mortgage rates are. PGP.

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate