The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Skipping leg day. PGP.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP

My production doubles when I work from home

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

Fat, but not happy.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.