That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.

Fell asleep half way through Letterman last night. PGP

27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.