I thought I was to the age where the engagements were over, then the next wave started.

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

I’m always tired. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

Restarting the computer for a five minute break. PGP.

Really challenging myself today to see how little I can accomplish

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right