**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Using Snapchat to check your hair and teeth before getting up from your desk. PGP.

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

“Let me just double check that real quick.” PGP.

Accidentally matching outfits. PGP.

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

It’s that time of year where I block all my teacher friends on social media for being on vacation PGP

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

The highlight of my weekend was getting new sheets at CostCo #PGP