My older co-workers are always asking me to “jazz up this Power Point presentation”. PGP.

Today’s rainy commute caused the dye from my tie to stain my favorite shirt. Happy Monday morning. PGP.

Game of Thrones ruining your already terrible Monday morning.

Accidentally slept with the boss’s daughter’s best friend. Somehow he heard about it. #PGP

I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

The fear of being hungover on Monday morning keeps me from drinking on Friday sometimes. PGP.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.