Rejected from an internal job. Feedback suggested I read a self help book on “how to sell”. PGP

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

Showing up late and everyone just assuming you’re hungover. PGP

Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP.

My only linkedln endorsements are from people who have never met me.

Always over promising and under delivering. PGP

Gatorade, Advil, and Red Bull. #MondayFunDay. PGP.

Why isn’t casual Monday’s a thing?

Showing up 3 days this week, working none.

I don’t care how much daycare costs, don’t bring your kids to work.

Blacked out in front of a coworker this weekend. Today should be fun. PGP.

“Looks like someone got some sun this weekend”