“Is it the Sweet n Low or Equal that has the harmful stuff in it?” PGP.

Lunch at your desk being slightly less depressing than lunch in your car. PGP.

“At least I worked late enough to miss most of the traffic.” PGP.

When there’s no one on Gchat. PGP.

“I was supposed to do some laundry tonight.” PGP.

That mid-afternoon coffee that actually manages to make you feel worse. PGP.

“Yeah, I thought about doing the whole law school thing, but…” PGP.

“You mind passing my resume along?” PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.