Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.

Didn’t wake up in a new Bugatti because I’m not Ace Hood.

I’m still hung over from the 4th…

The Who had it right. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. PGP.

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Running into your boss at the grocery store. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

Being overly excited when a meeting is cancelled

Cubicle neighbor brought her kids in with her this morning. PGP.

My friend’s younger siblings left our BBQ because we weren’t drinking enough for them. PGP.