Didn’t realize my headphones were unplugged until my boss came over and turned down my volume. PGP

Made a tee time before 10am on Saturday

Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.

Contemplating the HR consequences of matching an intern on Tinder. PGP.

The high point of my day is listening to Dave Ramsey on the radio. PGP

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

Made out with an intern at a work sponsored happy hour. PGP

Considering recording my mouse clicks so I can take breaks without anyone knowing. PGP.

My boss is hardcore mind-gaming me. PGP

My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP

The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.