I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

I need a new LinkedIn picture. PGP

Just got a nod of empathy when I told my boss I’ve got a bad case of the Mondays

The only thing that could salvage this day is seeing an intern cry

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP

Emails marked “High Importance”

I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP

Shopping the Back-To-School section for office supplies. PGP.

A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP