I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

Put in my two weeks on Friday, was given two whole new projects on Monday.

Office coffee machine broke. I’m about to lose my shit. PGP

Read, respond, delete 5 emails, refresh, 10 more pop into inbox. PGP.

Wishing work hours went by as fast as lunch hour. PGP.

Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

Having the body figure and sleep schedule of your grandfather who is three times your age. PGP.

Why does Tinder still have a “feels like spam” option? It’s always fucking spam. PGP.

Asking your secretary questions about her expense account, and her coming back by threatening to expose all the “interns” you “slept with” to “Senior Management.” PGP

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

So tired this morning that I couldn’t type my password right and locked myself out. PGP.

My Tinder hook up asked me to delete Tinder.PGP