I didn’t receive any work calls when I took vacation on Friday. I’m now convinced I’m getting fired. PGP

Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.

Irish exiting work. PGPM

Using the bathroom on a different floor just to liven things up. PGP.

Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.

It’s that time on Friday when I stop caring.

I still follow my college bar on Twitter. #PGP

39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP.

“Hi! I’m just calling to follow up” PGP

Coworker came to work high. Thanks for the company-wide drug test, Joel. PGP

My office is 20 degrees colder than outside, where it’s 76. PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP