Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

The “Back to College” Snapchat is going to lead to my death. PGP.

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.

I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

Just found out that my base salary is lower than company standards for my job. PGP.

I don’t always take a shit at work, but when I do, I take at least half an hour. PGP.

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

Every time I decide not to check my email after work hours, I get six important ones. PGP.

I really need a better job. PGP.