Asking, “Is it too early for a drink?” promply after your 7:15 tee time. PGPM

I am getting closer and closer to just not caring. #PGP

Honesty is only the best policy if you have a trust fund. PGP

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.

Had a blood transfusion before work this morning- blood type coffee. PGP

Decided to take the stairs, got to my desk and realized my coffee was sitting on top my car still.

Take night classes they said, accounting till 9:30 will be fun they said.

Blocking your younger brother on snapchat because he keeps reminding you of how much fun freshman year is. PGP.

I forgot to take the trash to the curb #PGP

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

Hearing the veterans talk about “back when we could work from home”. PGP.