You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Having the capacity of a white collar but stuck in a blue collar job. PGP.

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP

Coming in for a full day with nothing to do but attend a meeting scheduled for the last hour. PGP.

Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.

Well today has turned into a run out the clock situation…..again

Pissing as loud as possible to let everyone in the bathroom know you probably have a big dick. PGPM

Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP

Fist bumping 50 year old coworkers. PGP

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP

Going to my first SEC football tailgate with a colleague from work. Already calling in for work next Monday.