That look from the IT guy that says he knows what you do all day. PGP.

Wishing you were an intern so it could be your last day at work. PGP.

Hiding money from yourself so you have to save it. PGP.

Telling the receptionist to hold all your calls even though you’re not important enough to actually receive one. PGP.

Actually getting a mood boost from Facebook likes, Instagram likes, and re-tweets. PGP.

Not being an astronaut. PGP.

Being optimistic about lottery tickets. PGP.

It’s not that I don’t want to donate to the office charity raffle, it’s that I can’t afford to. PGP.

Using a restroom on a different floor to avoid running into any coworkers. PGP.

Pre-gaming networking events. PGP.

Referring to the move to a corner cubical as “finally getting that corner office.” PGP.

Doing a fast food audit of your bank account. PGP.

Pushing the “close door” button on the elevator to feel important and powerful. PGP.

The transition from Windows 95 to Mac OSX when you get home from the office. PGP.

Getting hammered at a kid’s birthday party. PGP.

Realizing that you are the only one in the office without a kid. PGP.

Entering the wrong code at a vending machine. PGP.

Sitting next to smelly people on public transportation. PGP.

Signing up for your first corporate 5K. PGP.

The daily battle with the downtown meter-maid. PGP.